... UUUGH! AAARGH!
I did NOT get much sleep last night, because f---in' Comcast doesn't know its ass from a hole in the ground in terms of fixing my electrical hookup. Since ~7:00 last night, my caregiver has been constantly calling the company--per my instruction--to complain about my lack of power. Nevertheless, that NO good, good-for NOTHING, SORRY excuse for a [helpful] company kept repeatedly claiming,
"Oh, we apologize, sir. It's just a minor problem. We should have you all set back up within about ten minutes."
...
Yeah, that was ... ~20 hours ago, since it's now ~3:00 ... the NEXT afternoon. So, it has been over 120 times longER than YOUUU estimated, & the only reasons my internet is working, is because
1) IIIII told my caregiver how to finagle the connective wires with my modem
&
2) IIIII clicked on a various number of options on my laptop.
Anyway, so I decided to take my anger--with incompetent Comcast--out on my workout equipment. First, I demonstrated [TIED for my TOP # of] tricep curls with my left arm. Next, I performed [TIED for my TOP # of bicep curls with each arm. Then, I showed [TIED for my TOP # of] 110 HIP-ups with 110. Finally, I completed my ~1.22 mile bike ride in ~14 minutes.
MORAL: III--A.J. Kaynatma--CAAAN be a volatile, steaming pile of UNbalanced nerves. So, do NOT upset me by messing with my electricity then LYING about when you're gonna fix it. Comcast, I hope y'ALL file for bankruptcy ... tomorrow!
MORAL II: IF you F--- with ME, you WIIIIILL lose!
