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I went into the doctor's office [JUST] for a routine-checkup AFTER my hospital visit. It turns out that my primary care physician got BACK on my GOOD-list by NOT requiring me to return to the [MISERABLE] hospital of tons of [worthLESSly incompetent] faculty. In addition to her grace, she pointed out to my nurse, that my feet have physically transformed as a result of my accident's AFTEReffects:
The OUTER edge of my LEFT foot has naturally developed a tad bit of a wider frame in an attempt to INcrease my [rare] WALKING stability.
Meanwhile, the INNER edge of my [BETTER] RIGHT foot did the same to compensate for my [heavy/STRONG] favoritism of my RIGHT foot OVER my LEFT.
Finally, my doc THINKS my [CONSTANT] bike riding has caused my knees to point more INward--kinda make me knock-kneed.
Au contraire, I have concluded that it's actually from my constantly seeking comfortable stability. I.e. When I WALK, I understand that a balled-IN mass is more stable. So, my the foot I favor FAAAAAR more compensated.